What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

What! how could you do that?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

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So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

What do you mean son?

True - how I loved my mum!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.